junk bomber

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

junk mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!

by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Junk Punch

v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.

Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

junk sex

We all know what junk food is. And we know what happens to us when we make a steady diet of it. Junk sex is like junk food – not bad enough to avoid, but definitely not good enough to make a steady diet of. The effects of junk sex include outbreaks of unhealthy relationships and a malnourished emotional life, and self-destructive behavior like spending waaaay too much time at the gym. In addition to physical symptoms such as irritability, pain, and sexually-transmitted diseases. Junk sex, particularly media-induced junk sex, leads to a vicious cycle of empty sexual encounters and soul-sucking loneliness, and the obsessive preoccupation with our skin. No hard-and-fast definition (pardon the pun) can nail down the exact occurrence of junk sex, but it is very real and each person must define it for themselves.

I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!

by Julie_College January 19, 2008

junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.

"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."

by Chance2124 April 10, 2008