i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009

Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car

person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"

by sydlicious February 27, 2011

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina

you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it

by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011

Mug Handle

A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”

“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”

by ThaManWithBaconInHand May 23, 2018

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Pam-handling

Sponging off your followers by begging for money or free trade services, by making up sob stories about how hard your life is. Meanwhile posting pictures of your expensive house or apartment and all the fun things you're doing.

Did you see Katie online? she was Pam-handling again. She said she over-drafted her bank account and asked her followers to send her money because she wanted to get drunk tonight.

by f-offer July 31, 2023