Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger

Do you know that mooch, Tammy Burger?

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds

I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch

by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020

mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot

xavier is a mooch

by brandon the asm at home depot July 14, 2023

mooch

a group of wookies

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.

by Sueshi December 8, 2010