spit roasted

The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.

Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

by Andy2T January 28, 2004

spit or swallow

To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.

Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!

by GAWII May 25, 2008

spit take

A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.

"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."

by Craig 119281 November 08, 2005

Robo Spit

When you drink a bunch of robotussin or simaler cough syrup and you spit red afterwards.

I robo spitted all over the dishes in the sink after that second bottle of robo.

by Gellies&bottles January 10, 2010

The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast

The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.

by Richard QW April 17, 2007

spit sock

Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.

Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.

by Sir Weber November 05, 2007

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer April 09, 2014