Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

by Pewd's well wisher November 23, 2020

Yeah bro we can both just say words

You Atheists shit-libs are so full of shit.

Hym "Yeah bro we can both just say words and, therefore, there is no evidence that the conclusion that you've landed on is that slavery is always bad, there's no evidence that you're equal to me, and there's no evidence you actually believe that people have a right to healthcare. There's no evidence that you have a problem with threats of child murder. Is the evidence just you saying the words?"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

on Both

It is slang it means when someone is on tip (referring to a tip of penis) and when someone is on dick

Mr.Wright on both

by preety.. December 16, 2021

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Bothed

Being both drunk and stoned. To be completely unable to function in an orderly fashion.

Ben: "Man i'm so bothed right now aye"

by Dream Chamber April 16, 2011