Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
by Andy June 23, 2004
When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap
by Pirate Hookers stole my car January 23, 2010
When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.
by Adrian October 12, 2006
the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.
The first time I showed Darth Vader's brains to my girlfriend she thought It was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.
by Paul Sanchez March 22, 2010
"Those new Darth Vader signals sure are ugly. I'd better get pictures of those old position-light signals before they are replaced with Darth Vaders."
by wthrfrk80 December 31, 2011
Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008