Thanos

a big raison floating around in space with his oven mitt looking for sparkly raisins

thanos:have you seen sparkly rocks
gamora:no
thanos: *throws gamora off cliff and gets rock*
nice

by Zekezoid123 March 17, 2019

Thanos

A big purple grape with a Gucci glove. He was defeated by ant man crawling up his ass and becoming regular size again.

Thanos: *snaps*
Spiderman: I don’t feel so good.

by dankmemebot April 3, 2019

Thanos

Big ass fucking grape flying around at the speed of sound raping people for stones to put on is fucking glove.

Thanos stuck his pee pee in my poo poo

by Not_Illusion April 25, 2019

Thanos

A large Purple Man who appears in Marvel comic's and movies wielding an infinity gauntlet.

Thanos is coming! It's over!

by ImperialistChina May 4, 2019

ThAnOs

Me: Thanos
Friend: No u
*Thanos has entered the chat*
Friend: Thats gay

That is super gay Thanos is gay gay gay

by 69Nou69 May 22, 2019

Thanos

A weak fucking bitch when compared to the almighty Shaggy.

Shaggy can destroy Thanos while only using 1% of his power

by Dubiks February 7, 2019

thanos

big purple pruney grape with a sexy ass, who wears a golden condom on his hand with sparkly gems. And kills half of the planet with his dance moves

person 1: i hate the world
person 2: do a thanos
person 1: good idea

by Dockerssssss June 3, 2019