sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Splatter Film

Splatter film, is slang for porn or a porno film

“Ayyy bro, last night was hella akward, my parents caught me watching splatter film”

by Hjaller February 19, 2019

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

Booty splatter

When a female shoots a man's cum out of her ass

"it was crazy I made her shoot out that booty splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019