noun; a person who plays hand drums such as bongos, congas, or djembes; so-called because some hand drumming requires literally slamming the hand against the drums to make loud sounds.
by bongoman October 22, 2007
"Wow, Corey! You really are a Swine Slammer! I would even bang that Slam Hog beast of a woman with Sasquatch's dick!"
by DoctorofVirginity February 13, 2022
by Hollie. Ben August 31, 2006
A person who talks like they are great at a sport or activity but in reality he/she is below average and/or very bad at the respective sport or activity.
Carl tells everyone about how good a golfer he is, but the players at the club refer to him as a trunk slammer.
by Chaz Kornegay June 16, 2007
I Alabama slammer in my sexy step-sister
by THE_BIG_BAD-WOOD July 05, 2021
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
by KuntaTobias April 21, 2012
When something sucks so bad you have no other words for it; it's considered a Wang slammer. Meaning slamming a penis in the door.
by xXxTrooperxXx February 25, 2009