purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

fo' rozzle my nozzle

white girl way to say " fo rizzle my nizzle" originated from a typing mistake that turned out to actually spell something.

"wow, ramen noodles are good"
" FO' ROZZLE MY NOZZLE!!! "

by Liz and Breanna April 4, 2005

Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle

"I accept your offer of an explicit sexual act." (male recipient)

Offer:
"You is way fly, want to gets dis thang goin fo reelz?"
Response:
"Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle."

by nozzroid April 4, 2013

Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.

Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.

by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018