Melvin

The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.

Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.

Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.

You’re such a ‘Melvin’ - you’re making me blush!

by X.treme November 23, 2021

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

A person with comic relief also is very athletic is somewhat popular and has a lot of loyal friends

That’s has to be a Melvin

by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019

Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.

"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"

by Snarts September 6, 2018

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Melvin

No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit

Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.

by Philth13 January 29, 2023