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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.
Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.
by Contorno August 20, 2023
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The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*
"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019
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Kermitism

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?
by FrogPoop April 22, 2023
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Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024
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