gurt

A lovely young man. Posers will say gurt came from the "What They're Doing Is Very Smart but Also Very Dangerous", but that meme actually came AFTER it you stupid douchebag, people who think that need to be kneeled down in a desert and shot in the back of the head.

person 1: hi gurt
gurt : yo
keemstar: everyone type in chat "Alex is a stupid n word"

by ItsGurtingTime May 18, 2025

Gurting

Gurting: is when you know what you are doing is actually very smart. But it is also very dangerous.

He was gurting when he dm that huzz.

by livingroomy April 13, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that's smart, but also very dangerous

Jack is gurting to get all the girls

by xdpro79 April 12, 2025

Gurt

Doing something that is very smart but also dangerous

The way Charlie is fishing on a plank is so gurt.
Gurt: Yo

by Moby Dih April 28, 2025

Gurting

To do something that’s very smart, but also very dangerous.

Comes from the “I knew this was happening” meme and the “Yogurt, Gurt: Yo” meme

See that dog, it’s riding a skateboard down a ramp, what it’s doing indicates intelligence, but also poses a risk of injury. You could say it’s gurting.

by Cockexploder9000 April 14, 2025

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

gurt

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: ikiag (imma keep it a gurt) Bosco skipping the test is really gurt. What he’s doing is very smart but also very dangerous cause he could get caught.

gurt: sybau 🥀

by shkspr 🥀 April 24, 2025