land grabber

“Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.

Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!

Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!

by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023

ass-grabber

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.

The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.

by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023

Ant grabber

Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater

Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber

It just tied a knot on my poop

by few2020 November 10, 2021

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

Shin Grabber

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.

What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.

by caffiend81 July 12, 2010

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023