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Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
by jankotrantry October 11, 2022
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Shake Events

Based out of NJ, Shake Events is one of the best dj companies you can use for your wedding, hands down. They will make. You. Shake. (Dat butt) all night long. It will be the best, most memorable night of your life . No question 🙅🏼 ♀️ 💃💃💃
Damn that the best wedding I’ve ever been to last night, they must have used Shake Events
by Mikeydeks November 23, 2021
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egg event

When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs
Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.
by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024
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Wickwick Event

A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.
That bitch was so skanky, she didn't even mind that I gave her a Wickwick Event!
by Lappan September 3, 2022
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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