A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.
Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
by Fautmumu November 14, 2020
Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.
There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
by jbbhammer June 05, 2016
A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.
A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
by President fat guy 101 January 05, 2025
Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.
"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"
by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023
A group of girls brought together for a common purpose; to go to a foreign land and conquer the inhabitants. Never accept defeat and to bask in the warm glory of victory
by Gboss23 May 25, 2022
by Star Wars is god March 20, 2018
A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.
One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.
by pumbump April 05, 2024