doo doo cramps

When You Have A Sudden Stomach Ache That Tells You "Go Take A Shit"

Yo Avo.. I Have Major Doo Doo Cramps

by My-ike August 15, 2005

dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013

kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC

Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!

by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 13, 2010

Finger love cramps

Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.

- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?

by Colombian Scholar September 28, 2009

cramping my style

when somebody is just in the way of your stylistic expression of freshness; the individual is putting a damper on the mood

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are cramping my style.

by michael james coon April 24, 2007

Fat Kid's Cramp

noun: The pain that you endure will doing strenuous cardio activity.

Oh, man, I should not have had those hotdogs I now have a Fat Kid's Cramp.

by ZappaGnat July 07, 2011

Cock sucker's cramp

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

by CMBC June 25, 2009