Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.

"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."

by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025

Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.

Crystal Cafe is annoying

by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023

tap cafe

A coffee shop that also serves beer or liquor.

Let’s go down to the tap cafe and get some beers and caffeine.

by Enkobi June 9, 2018

Coffin Cafe

Looking for the old chat room? Search for the group on facebook

Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...

by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022

breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021

Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017