1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024
Get the Blender mug.A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
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Get the Blender mug.A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
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Get the Blender tender mug.When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.
She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.
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Get the blender mug.Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
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