Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

black hole

Something that is easy to enter but at the same time difficult to escape, like being trapped in a situation where you have no control, such as parental restrictions on screen time due to not getting to choose your parents — despite subscribing to numerous YouTube channels, e.g. 600+ channels.

Getting sucked into binge-watching one show felt like a black hole; it was so easy to start, but breaking free from the urge to watch just one more episode was impossible.

by Emotional Cruiser August 11, 2025

Black Hole

An Interdimensional trash Shute. With an ever-flowing dissolve over time, It gradually sucks in the mass of the limited matter universe we call home. In simplistic terms, it is the only interdimensional description Humans can capably give. Instead of thinking we know of 10 dimensions, think of those 10 dimensions being the best way for scientists to understand and describe the energy within our singular dimension. Like the flow of subatomic connections within the wind, dimensions would be like our universe being the yin and yang symbol. Other dimensions being several millions of the same symbol twisted a centimeter is a circle both expanding slightly and compressing slightly. Eventually, it still looks like the symbol and the human eye can't see how many times it's turned or if it has been. technically yes, the theories of "white hole" or worm holes into the opposing infinitely falling pit are correct. The only difference being it occurs once said hole evaperates millions of years of moving and sucking.

"You see Ellis is wrong in the sense we as humans are three-dimensional. With studied done by %@%#&%$&$&@$^ shows the research of subatomic splits and destruction from the years (2013-2019-whatever) shows a significant connection terming towards interdimensional. NO sorry that would be an example of eternalism. In back to the future terms would be you pulling the particle apart from a time not seen by us as you created a new timeline to do so. Not much danger just disrespect as "Rick" or Doc was just trying to teach a lesson by bringing "Morty" or Marty to the alternate 1985 universe. Of course, They could have gone back there were even several different time stamps unexplained. Based on true stories the U.S. government feels they must listen to "THE MAN" except their man is one from a distant time. Lmao seems like their CHICKEN. Tell me this it's like a coded video game. After completing the game you go back and replay it. It is a game with different decision making like Bandersnatch: Black Mirror. Would you pick the same choice over again? Black Hole=Interdimensional trash shute.

by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023

Black hole

A black circle with sum spacey star stuff around it that will do somerthing if you go near it. We only have one photo of one and they couldn't even be bothered to focus the camera

P1:"Did you see that black hole photo"
P2:"Yh man it looked like my goldfish took that photo"
Scientists:*surprised pikachu face*

by GamerGirlUwU7537w9 April 17, 2019

Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."

by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018

Black Hole

1. A space entity that sucks everything including light nearby into it, it also doesn't abide by the laws of physics.

Black Hole's are cool.

by The Space Guy July 15, 2019