snow tubing

The act of lacing a condom with cocaine and having vigorous anal sex with your bro.
Last time we were in West Palm Beach, an innocent game of gay chicken quickly escalated into a marathon snow tubing session.
by westpalmbeach January 25, 2015
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snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.
(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!
by Plant Girl March 13, 2009
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My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.
I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!
by Hurnia January 24, 2007
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tube fuckin

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration
we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin
by the randyman January 16, 2010
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Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face
I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.
by RedDangus December 30, 2011
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Tube Brownie

A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.
by rabjr December 01, 2010
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tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
by cerberus82 February 12, 2011
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