Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.
"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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toobin

Please don't be toobin online.
by Rozzysed October 24, 2020
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Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022
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Toobin

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin
by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020
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Toobin

The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.
Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.
by ArchiePunker October 20, 2020
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Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.
My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.
by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session
by Telmea Story October 20, 2020
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