by lilmac27 January 13, 2020
Get the Teachermug. Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
Get the Teachermug. Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.
They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018
Get the Teachermug. A complainer that is a bitch
by A BIG FAT WORD December 19, 2018
Get the Teachermug. A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.
by Pumkin October 14, 2019
Get the Teachermug. a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students
by E Bailey December 28, 2005
Get the teachermug. A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018
Get the Teachermug.