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target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass
by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019
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target and chill

Mouritsen did the deed of target and chilling on wednesday
by Thd56g December 17, 2019
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stink target

I would like to throw my flesh dart in her stink target....
by Stein June 10, 2018
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Target mom

Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.
Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
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Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.
Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.
by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020
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Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.
Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.
by River Mile December 20, 2020
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Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023
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