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by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
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Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can
“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
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spider-man 3

verb, transitive

1. To add an unnecessary number of villains or antagonists to a work of fiction (usually a film)—more villains than it can sustain while still being "good."

2. To lose control of the balance of multiple villains or antagonists, in the case that the balance was previously maintained (esp. in a TV show, which can hold more villains than a movie).
• Batman V. Superman could have been a good movie if it was just about Batman vs. Superman, but instead they totally spider-man 3'ed it.

• Seasons 1-4 of Game of Thrones pulled off having more than one villain. But when the show split off from the books, they couldn't juggle all the characters and it got spider-man 3'ed.

• The reason 2020 was such a shitty year is because they tried to cram in too much content at once. Terrible pacing, no room to breathe. Covid, toilet paper panic, Australia fires, California fires, George Floyd, Trump's 2nd impeachment, election conspiracy theories, RBG, almost having war with Iran... takes massive bong rip They spider-man 3'ed an entire year.
by burningbusch June 2, 2022
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Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏
by Fast Spider May 31, 2024
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Spider-Man

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019
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Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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