Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.
Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!
by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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Ferry shagger

A guy David coats that shags who wants it.

The ferry shagger a roofer
David coats is a ferry shagger
by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022
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Sheep shagger

The definition of the saying sheep shagger originated from north wales,

It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
Hi I’m Brandon and I like shagging sheep

Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him

Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
by Sheepshaggers February 07, 2024
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ferry shagger

A man that’s a roofer from south Queensferry called David who shags woman
He’s a ferry shagger. That man’s a ferry shagger
Fuck sake there’s a ferry shagger .
by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022
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Cat shagger

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work
by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020
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