by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.
• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”
by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.
by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019

Most amazing girl in this universe! Such a beautiful, hardworking and inspiring person. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest! She will always have your back in hardest times.
She loves animals and likes to spend time with nature. Energetic, attractive and incredibly kind!
She loves animals and likes to spend time with nature. Energetic, attractive and incredibly kind!
by Islandragonfly November 23, 2021

Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019

Tony is such a poly player, he's dating 4 chicks right now and says it's because he's a polygamous guy.
by Itsajokejames April 10, 2022
