peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019

Peasant Bits

The crumbs at the bottom of a bag of Doritos

I’ve had my fill of Doritos, would you like the peasant bits

by Lukeswjones April 21, 2018

jail peasant

every ones bitch

guy1: come here you jail peasant

guy2: ya come

Guy3:ya
guy4:please
jail peasant: fine

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

trap peasant

In the trap house this person or persons are just coming just to be in a trap house. They have no experience and dont even like trap music. They decline the offer to smoke weed or to do drugs. Usually coming to stunt for the gram or for snapchat.

"Yo that dude over there seem like a cop, he aint doin nun:
"Yeah. I think hes a trap peasant"

by YoungRetard June 28, 2017

Peasant

A person that everyone know cheats on her boyfriend, but the boyfriend is too silly to believe everyone with proof

Cheater; peasant

by Red1521 November 8, 2017

Peasant Pie

Any piece of toast with jam, jelly or fruit spread.

I'm a bit hungry but there is nothing in the fridge. Guess I'll break out the bread and make some peasant pie.

by PeregrineHardy March 10, 2018

Peasant

A low class McDonald worker with low income that smells like cheese and depression. They are usually very lonely so they act weird around other people so beware. They live in a amazon box and only has soap to use.

BOW DOWN YOU FUCKING PEASANTS... ME U KING OR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dudeyourcool11 May 10, 2018