Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”
Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”
Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
by Mr Lucky 737 September 24, 2025

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018

Meet Patel loves basketball and is extremely nice and loving to his girls. He is mean and acts like an NPC and will spank you multiple times when he wants something from you because he is your daddyy
by bartholomew12345 November 16, 2022

by 4spennn May 9, 2022

Gujrati IT guy: ... <speaks Gujrati> ...
Other Indian IT guy, not Gujrati: ...
Gujrati IT guy: Oh, sorry!
Other guy: No, no! It's okay! I speak Patel.
Other Indian IT guy, not Gujrati: ...
Gujrati IT guy: Oh, sorry!
Other guy: No, no! It's okay! I speak Patel.
by DoileyLama August 7, 2022

He is a very clever person and everyone likes him. He also is a very tall and strong boy and he gets all the girls. He is very famous and is the best footballer ever seen
by Ahmed Patel fanboy May 22, 2022

A god sent from the heavens above us.
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’
Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no
-kwl
-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’
Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no
-kwl
-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot
by clara:) May 9, 2022
