Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex April 26, 2018

Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

by DNugz February 28, 2006

cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 07, 2014

Double angry octopus

When two women scissor, and 2 men fuck each woman anally, you have 8 arms and 8 legs getting tangled.

Yo me and my bro did a double angry octopus on these 2 chicks and it was fucking wild. Arms and legs flying on the bed!

by Reebekilii May 16, 2021

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 29, 2018

Rhode Island Octopus

The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.

Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.

by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017

Dr. Octopus Drunk

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.

"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"

by $K.G$ October 01, 2014