Matthew

An ugly ass boy who thinks he's better than everyone but isn't. He likes to try an get attention and he gets no bitches. He thinks he's funny but he actually isn't.

"look at how Matthew has no bitches"

by His.wifey April 25, 2022

The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008

Matthew

usually a gay male who tends to have a tiny penis

that queer matthew has a micro cock

by napapirji October 19, 2019

Matthew

A very nice skinny kid.

Matthews awesome

by fkfj January 8, 2019

Matthew

Someone that makes you want to love them forever. Once you have that special connection its like you cant let go and you have no idea what to do without them. You just want to give them your all even though it might be that they dont care anymore... but even then you still hold on to them. Its as though they will always have your heart no matter how much you try to get away from them.

Idk what it is about Matthew but I just cant stop loving him.

by YoungStep December 19, 2016

matthew

A sexy guy that every girl wants to have sex with

I wish I could have matthew

by boiiy August 2, 2016

Matthew

Creep; sleazy guy.
A Matthew is any guy who makes unwanted advances on a girl and is, for the most part, a creeper.

This can be broadened to include any guy who is generally weird and who you would not want invading your personal space.

Girl 1: Were there any babes at that party last night?
Girl 2: Nah, they were all total Matthews.

by xxbellaxx December 11, 2011