Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Mets

To Mets, verb: To fail in a ridiculous or spectacular manner, particularly in relation to sports or a sporting event.

Metsing: Failing in a spectacular or ridiculous manner. "He's going to walk in the winning run! This pitcher is really Metsing!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"

by Ratherder August 2, 2023

Ryan Met

The music producer an the R of the popular band AJR, he is also the muscle of the band and had the strongest glow up.

"Ryan Met really had the most impressive glow up of AJR."

by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022

kanker met slagroom

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"

An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.

For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.

You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.

You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.

"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."

by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024