jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.
by John1199 August 30, 2019
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Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off
Jared

like kids
by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022
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Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
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Jared

Jared's a little bitch
by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019
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Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.
"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017
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