homiesexual

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bro thats homiesexual
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When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 03, 2022
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We're not gay, we're homiesexual
by Liloinkoink August 18, 2019
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1 - It’s not gay if it’s with the bois
2 - An act of making sexual jokes with the bois
3 - Karl
Yo it’s only Homiesexual
by thetophatman October 10, 2021
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homiesexual is when you are attracted to your homie but without socks and very much homo
bro i think mikey homiesexual because he keeps on kissing me goodnight without socks
by marklikessharks December 10, 2023
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