Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. November 22, 2006
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Golden Freddy

A spooky scary animatronic that is possessed and crashes your game for no reason but to be spoopy
by FNAF forever September 19, 2019
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Golden Chandelier

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.
Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.
by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015
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golden sheep

Noun; a successful child that came from a humble upbringing.
My doctor isn't really a black sheep, more of a golden sheep.
by zzzquil April 25, 2014
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golden god

"I am a Golden God"
- Robert Plant, L.A., 1975.

"I am a golden god!"
- Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup), Almost Famous (2000)
by Buckiller September 18, 2007
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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
by Ashley aka Bunny October 08, 2006
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golden corral

the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.
usual golden corral guest = no teeth
by g o d April 16, 2006
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