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Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. December 9, 2008
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Golden angel

Golden angel is the god of this multiverse. Golden angel shall cleanse the world. Golden angel shall save rifo from his endless point n click misery. Golden angel is REDEACTED
And most of all, Golden angel shall overthrow strimp from his dark throne.
GOL-
GOLDEN ANGEL!??!?!?
by Marx soul October 12, 2020
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Golden Rhombus

A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.
Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.

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by jbolivar June 28, 2012
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Golden Freddy

A spooky scary animatronic that is possessed and crashes your game for no reason but to be spoopy
by FNAF forever September 19, 2019
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golden god

"I am a Golden God"
- Robert Plant, L.A., 1975.

"I am a golden god!"
- Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup), Almost Famous (2000)
by Buckiller October 3, 2007
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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006
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golden corral

the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.
usual golden corral guest = no teeth
by g o d April 30, 2006
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