Jarvis Goal

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'
When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal
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face goals

what dumbass friend who think that they are cool and like memes, when actually they are white girls who drink Starbucks.
Friend : *sees a funny photo of a face* WOW OMG FACE GOALS
Person who uses memes correctly : *cringes into oblivion*
by hitsuji July 2, 2016
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Ultimate Goal

Doing two chicks at the same time
Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.
by HTHEOS February 21, 2009
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gwyneth zuniga and her bestfriend paityn zaha are literally bestfriend goals/bsf goals
friend #1 - omg gwyneth and paityn are bestfriend goals/bsf goals
friend #2 - i wish we were like them
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Couple Goals

Couple goals is a relationship that is "perfect".
Ry and Aubin are couple goals
by memeryan October 12, 2016
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Couple Goals

omg katrina anc chase are such couple goals
by lil Gardenhose February 10, 2019
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Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021
by stysan August 9, 2022
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