An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
by Lucafix June 22, 2011
Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.
Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
by Jako373 May 05, 2009
Code word for "Give me head"
by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019
When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
by Erica Cantona October 02, 2013
by Boopdesnoop July 15, 2017
The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021
when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.
by abc 123 you've got aids November 05, 2017