Ethan

Eats balls..

Ethan eats balls

by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020

Ethan

He a fucking stoner with a bigger shlong then Jesus

Ethan is a fucking Chad

by Rebingus November 17, 2020

ethan

he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.

girl 1: look at him hes hot and hes smile is going to melt me
girl 2: thats ethan

by charlatte17 May 31, 2018

ethan

amazing friend 😍💕

woah ethan is a good friend

by cmaiala March 29, 2022

Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.

I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan

by Hanery March 14, 2017

ethan

really really bad at football

have you seen ethan he is bad at football

by mithak October 17, 2017

Ethan

A fat smelly Asian who eats rice and plays apex all day and doesn’t shower

Ew look at ethan that big smelly OUUUU what a smelly bastard he is! I never wanna be that pedo

by AmonFym December 19, 2022