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Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.
She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.
by BDE #2 March 22, 2021
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Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.
That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...
by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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Colombian JUJU

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.
Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.
by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022
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Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together
Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.
by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025
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