Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 07, 2019

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024

Colombian mudslide

Blowing a line while taking a shit

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide

by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020

Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around

My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.

by November 23, 2023

Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around

My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.

by November 23, 2023