When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.
by BDE #2 March 22, 2021
Get the Colombian drug mulemug. The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
Get the Colombian Car Jackmug. by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014
Get the Colombian Coffee Filtermug. by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
Get the Colombian Internetmug. A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
by kaunka June 28, 2024
Get the Colombian Manicuremug. Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.
Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.
Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.
Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.
by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022
Get the Colombian JUJUmug. by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025
Get the Colombian Facetimemug.