An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018
Get the Marolt Cafemug. by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021
Get the Cat cafemug. To perform cunnilingus voraciously.
by Priecher February 14, 2018
Get the sloppy cat cafemug. The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
Get the Cafe Campingmug. by April fools Carson April 1, 2021
Get the Carson Cafeemug. Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.
"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
Get the Cafe Chickensmug. A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.
by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025
Get the Cafe crushmug.