Australian Server

A place where you must swear

Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-

by leafy_is_queer January 15, 2018

Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole

I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet

by Goblinn February 10, 2022

Australian necktie

An Australian necktie is a form of post-mortem mutilation in which the victim’s penis is pulled through a deep cut on the perineum left dangling out of the anus. It is the down under version of a Columbian necktie that first appeared in Colombia during the period known as La Violencia as a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate.

Man, Jon never should have hurt that escort. I heard they found his body by three pier and they gave him an Australian necktie.

by Chesty larooo October 18, 2021

Australian shadow

When your "down under" regions start to regrow hair after being recently shaved. Basically, a 5 o'clock shadow on your crotch.

"Man my balls are so itchy, I've got an Australian shadow".

by Gooch Hawk March 10, 2016

Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Australian Raspberry

Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.

My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.

by aiislyn July 5, 2012

australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016