pixie stick it in the tang 

When she deep throats a line of pixie stick dust off your shaft and immediately takes it in the poontang.

Buzzed Liteyear likes to pixie stick it in the tang.

pixie stick it in the tang by Archonjesus November 20, 2015

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick 

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004

Stick it in the pan 

Verb.

To stick something in the pan. The process of becoming stuck to a pan. To be stuck to a pan. If you wish to be stuck to a pan, you must first stick it in the pan.

"Shtick it in the pan hai"
"Stick it in the pan"
"Shicki ina wok" (Chinese)

Stick it in the pan by thechillifingerer May 9, 2019

hit the acorn with a stick 

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

hit the acorn with a stick by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020

stick one in the bin 

To reserve a pint of beer for a friend who is not yet at the bar. Payment is usually made in advance.

I'll have a pint of Old Scrote, Landlord. Can you stick one in the bin for Pete - he'll be along in 10 minutes.

stick one in the bin by Charles Big-Potatoes November 30, 2017