two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

Yawn Tears

That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.

Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).

by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009

tattooed tears

its something inmates get when they kill someone to simbolise tears they cant cry

A lot of dudes i jail got tattoed tears

by AC October 26, 2003

tears

The words heart can not express.

The absence in me makes me cry; i miss you so much, my tears are my love.

by Lexicon Dominus October 17, 2006

Trail of Tears

When The Cherokee Indians of 1838 and 1839 were forced to leave their home of present-day Oklahoma, many dying in the process.

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by Jon December 29, 2004

y hello thar

Another term only existing because of the world-wide intertwining of networks and peons~Maybe it will catch on.

Yyyyyyyy HeLlo thar ButtsEcks!

by Larstait December 25, 2003

Tears

Fluids excreted from the eyes whenever damage is done to the cardiac muscles.

Tears came falling from my eyes when she ripped my heart out.

by Laufenmann April 5, 2010