Text Muscles

When you are able to talk shit via text but not in person

Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?

Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.

by KyleReese July 9, 2010

consensual text

consensual text describes a mutual textually satisfying relationship between two consenting adults.

Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?

Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.

by MikeBus November 21, 2010

text rape

to get texted a million times by someone who hates you, just to jack up your bill and piss you off . . especially if they know you dont have a plan for it

"i was with that chick for 2 months, man . . . my sister flipped shit when i had to pay $96 on the texts she dropped on me."
--"yo man . . you got text raped."

by incredibly good looking December 11, 2006

Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.

Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"

by shoewhore October 25, 2008

text flirting

(verb)

-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness

Guy 1: "yo, what's up with you and Kelley?"
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"

text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."

by zpaw July 12, 2009

toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007

Christmas texts

The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.

Can be used for several purposes:

1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.

2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.

3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.

4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.

5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.

Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica

Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.

by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009