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TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.
"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples
by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019
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pig. just a pig. TECHNOBLADE IS A FUCKING PIG.
"not close baby, technoblade never dies" like- shut yo mouth. THIS IS A JOKE- I DONT HATE TECHNOBLADE
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A great YouTuber who has changed many lives. He was the best sky block and bedwars player in the world He is number 1 in potatoes in the world. May he Rest In Peace 1999-2022
Techno sacrificed cows for the blood god.
Technoblade: noun

Name of a great YouTuber
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The best minecraft player there ever was.
RIP Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022
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a compliment, if someone calls you Technoblade. you are the blade of technology, you overcome everything that relates to technology, videogames.
technoblade (technoblade)
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Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.
*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
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