Technoligion

The founding doctrine of the United Planets--it is an advanced form of governing--in which people and alien cultures--which are colonized on other worlds--unite in one social and economic form of government. Technoligion was created by the governing machines--which originally governed the first twelve planets and formed--the United Planets. Later--the League of Worlds was formed along with the League of Planets. These all make use of the artificial religion and government--called Technoligion.

Technoligion has twelve rules:
1. Mankind controls his own destiny
2. All objects are subjected to human understanding
3. Machines are an extension of man's will
4. The evolution of human beings is most evident in the creation of machines
5. Human beings believe
6. Future colonization on other worlds is made possible by man's creation of machines
7. Machines can do things that mankind can not do
8. Mankind needs to worship in order to understand
9. Worship is defined as "to believe in something greater than oneself"
10. Technology creates opportunity
11. Opportunity creates technology
12. Mankind worships technology--Technoligion is the worship of technology

by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of The Wheels of Go October 21, 2003

technolegit

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

by punk intended January 23, 2009

technograndiosity

(n.) - The idea that our fossil fuel-dependent lifestyle will continue on for many centuries yet to come, thanks to future advances in technology.

"I'm just praying that our car and airplane culture will survive well into the next few centuries thanks to our common belief in technograndiosity. "

overheard at a watercooler in San Antonio, Texas, Nobvember 10, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 16, 2010

technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."

Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"

by ProBoonage November 15, 2011

technicolor yawn

1. vomit

2 an instance of vomiting

That smell will bring on a major technicolor yawn.

by Light Joker April 23, 2007

technicolor ass goblin

aka, MFG (man face girl). Nasty technicolor spandex wearing lardass. Makes you say "what the hell is that ass eating?" when accompanied by 80's workout thong.

It's a good thing you're not going out with that girl anymore, she looked like a technicolor ass goblin at that party last weekend.

by Artemus November 26, 2007

technologically impaired

To have very little to no clue how to use computerized devices, such as computers, cell phones ect...

90 year old grandmothers have NO clue how to use computers. technologically impaired is a cool word anyways.

by john danials April 21, 2008