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Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.
Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"
by Sir Mango September 1, 2020
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nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal
by zesty zay April 25, 2022
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tech n9ne

Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA
Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.
by tech9 January 6, 2008
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kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.
hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
by megan sarinona September 30, 2012
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Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
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Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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the tech ratio

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.
by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019
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