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Tactical PM

Find the most jazz hands, meaningless, vague, fuckbag buzz word of the day thing - get assigned to it and then shove it in as many peoples faces as possible, convincing them they must adjust their productivity to your new assignment.

Keep communicating to executives as to all the coordination you are doing, while in reality it is just the damage control of others trying to get shit done as you have woven your problem around their axles.
Technician A: “Did you see that PM offload his Zero Trust Architecture delivery on to that team already worked to the bone? The executive are still trying to work out how he delivers so much whilst doing so little”

Technician B: “That’s a Tactical PM in action, full blown operator mode in effect”
by Catbert_the_Sassy March 10, 2023
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tactical loss

When a team loses on purpose for an overall benefit long term.

Aims to set the team up as the underdogs so in the future other teams will think they can easily beat them. Once the other teams are too cocky it will be easier to beat them.
geelong have had three tactical losses in a row this season so they are still going to win the premiership because people will underestimate them.
by Upthecats April 7, 2023
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Survival Tactics

One of the greatest hip hop songs of the early 2010s, written and performed by then 17 year old Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ. Featured on Joey Badass' debut mixtape, 1999 (2012), the song contains wildly impressive lyricism and provides a point of view of the lives of the artists, who point out the faults of their society and the people that run it.
"Hey what's your favorite song?"
"Obviously Survival Tactics by Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ!"
by JozifBadmon May 15, 2023
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Tactical Furry

A sexual act involving wearing a fursuit and engaging in gunplay.
Sarah: Did you hear what Jimmy and Tina did?
Jonathan:Yeah, they did the Tactical furry.
by Toxoant November 23, 2020
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Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
by Yakyelder October 27, 2020
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The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022
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Tactical Baptism

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism
by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018
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