Wad of toilet paper 

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

Wad of toilet paper by Eddy8 July 24, 2014

Tactical Toilet Paper 

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

Tactical Toilet Paper by AE1990 November 14, 2011

John Wayne Toilet Paper 

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

The Toilet Paper Bitch 

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

The Toilet Paper Bitch by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

magic toilet paper roll 

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

magic toilet paper roll by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

your flag is my toilet paper 

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

your flag is my toilet paper by I hate you all June 29, 2004

dirty toilet paper face 

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

dirty toilet paper face by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005