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jonas brothers

The worst singers since Hannah Montana. Not only can they not sing their songs make no sense.
Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....

Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!
by mike is amazing like pie March 9, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.
- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"
by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Three homosexuals who are Beatles wannabees. They cant even do guitar solos. They have another homo named John Taylor. And in the music video S.O.S. you can see one of the Jonas fags playing a Gibson Les Paul, which shouldnt be used for gay boyband shit.
by i like rock music August 1, 2010
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Jonas Brothers

A really annoying band who are full of themselves. They enjoy playing shitty music and copying good bands like Busted's songs, and ruin lyrics. They enjoy doing each other.
Joe: Hey, fellow Jonas Brothers!
Nick: Oh, hey! Wanna go ruin another Busted song?
Kevin: That would be Jona-fying!
Me (or any other person with sense): Shut the fuck up and stop making up your own words, you douchebags.
by Mushuma September 18, 2009
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jonas brothers

a boy-band passing themselves off as rock music. also see 3-headed jackass
is an example really necessary? the jonas brothers are the only band on earth less hard than hinder
by kindakorny October 3, 2008
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